So, this weekend, all eyes are on Syria. Down in Damascus, they’re having another Arab League Summit. This is noteworthy partly because it comes on the heels of yet another UN report being released which says that Rafiq Hariri was assassinated. Welcome to 2005, 2006, and 2007. Until they name names, I won’t bother TiVoing any more of their press releases. Anyway, the Arab League summit is also noteworthy because of the rumors that Israel was going to attend for the first time ever. Of course, Olmert and the Israeli delegation passed on the opportunity because they weren’t actually invited and they didn’t want to come anyway.

But don’t swell Damascus’s ego. We got our own big news up here in Aleppo too. Why just this morning in Mohafezah, a stray cat jumped out of a garbage bin and almost got hit by a taxi.